i hate when people ask “who you tryna look good for?!” bitch myself bye
My parents playing soccer in Australia in 1992
it makes me so happy seeing selfies that say ‘i felt cute today’ or ‘hair game strong’ it’s so good to love yourself and it’s also so hard to love yourself don’t let anyone tell you differently you’re allowed to admit you’re fucking adorable
when your mom calls you down for dinner and you get there and its not ready
leaked new iphone emojis IOS 8
last night my father said “good night mario” because i had been driving him around today and apparently going too fast, like the car racer mario andretti
but i didn’t know what he was talking about so i just sleepily replied “good night luigi”
movies → Toy Story (1995) + not-quite-profanity.
OH MY GOD I NEVER UNDERSTOOD THE LAST ONE UNTIL NOW.
“ Travel is not reward for working, it’s education for living.
i love when strangers smile at me and i smile back and we have that nice stranger smiling moment
i was just showing my mom how to paste something into her text message on her phone and i was like “double tap in the the text box” “the text box” “the text box” and she was just pointing to random places on her screen that weren’t the text box and all i could think of was