Bitch please, I can totally match Ariana Grande’s vocal range. Just throw a cockroach at me
I remember in year 2 there was a girl who had literally never had a haircut so her hair was ridiculously long [imagine Rapunzel basically] and she always complained about it but her mum wouldn’t let her get it cut
So one day at recess she put an entire pack of chewed gum in her hair at the exact length she wanted it cut to.
She came in the next day with her hair cut how she wanted it and a smug grin on her face and I knew that that girl was going places.
I let you live once, princess.
I am not a princess.
Dancing bears, painted wings. Things I almost remember, And a song someone sings. Once upon a December.
there is nothing rarer and more beautiful than liking every song on an album
- college: Why should we accept you
- me: *raps the entire verse of anaconda and laughs nicki's nasty laugh flawlessly*
- college: damn son you in