I feel so proud when friends tell me their parents like me. Like damn right they do, I am a delight.
when he doesn’t love you anymore when you’re no longer young and beautiful
I came out as a queer during football practice when my coach was like “son, you’re having trouble throwing straight” and I replied “I’m also having trouble being straight”. It got very quiet and then coach just shook his head and said “throw the damn ball, Cooper”
i have been laughing for 3 million years
Why would you intentionally eat olives like what in the fuck? are you okay? is someone forcing you to do this? You need me to call the police let me know so we can help you
Sure Ellen Page came out of the closet but could she draw in the third grade? Macklemore investigates
remember swine flu reblog if ur a tru 2009 kid