benedictedcumberbabeof221: mighty-thor-of-assgard: danniauttumns: ser-merlin-of-valyria: tumblr has fallen david karp is dead yahoo is coming your second sentence only has 5 syllables. Haiku fail. Though… they all do have 5, poem pass, haiku fail. it wasn’t a haiku, it was a harry potter reference: “the ministry has fallen scrimgeour is dead they are coming.” jesus.
run-cause-hitler: enayalate-h8-this-year: bbanditt: slett: winchestercodependency: ibecameacat: what if all your fingers just turned into tongues… like what would you even do dude people with vaginas would have the best time getting off “People with vaginas” what are those called again I can’t remember this is what yahoo payed 1.1billion dollars for
daisyfairy: burn everything you love then burn the ashes
foreveralone-lyguy: I’m going to start quoting fall out boy whenever someone starts talking
pbandjily: musicalhogwarts: batdude: in harry potter we don’t say “i love you” we say “LILY TAKE HARRY AND RUN GO I’LL HOLD HIM OFF” which roughly translates to “james potter is better than your sorry ass” and i think that’s beautiful #i don’t care who you ship lily with #but if you try to tell me james never really loved lily #or she /deserved/ to be with someone different #i’ll probably...
finnharries: This is why i love you Internet
pityreblogs: when i’m old i’m going to say “or as they said in my day “yolo swag””
We are dying from overthinking. We are slowly killing ourselves by thinking...– Anthony Hopkins (via e-d-g-e-s)
amoying: yogvrt: what if swag was pronounced swaj the swaj mahal
Never get too attached to anyone unless they also feel the same towards you...– (via illoha808)
Parents: Don't forget to make us proud
Friends: Don't forget to socialize
Teachers: Don't forget to get A's
Strangers: Don't forget to blend in
Opposite sex: Don't forget to look good
Society: Don't forget to be perfect
Tumblr: Fuck the world, they're peasants. At least you haven't murdered somebody today
Tumblr: But just in case you want to get away with it, here are some tips.
batteur: ah yes I’ve just thought the perfect sassy answer to that horrible thing someone told to me 4 years ago
i love how anne hathaway goes from princess to raging horndog in movies. royalty to light porn. so inspiring.
satan-5-ever: blinkpond: hobbitsandlocks: hobbitsandlocks: I told my mom about tumblr helping people get their dream pets and she told me I should jump on the bandwagon She said if this post get 200,000 notes, I can get a teddy bear hamster like this one guys my old hamster died of a stroke and I really miss him so please help me get my dream pet k thanks Gus please my mom is...